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The Jip and Ale's Treenut attraction, ostentatiously annoying in the morning sunlight
Jip and Ale's Treenut
December 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Contains antique images.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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