Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Ale's Treenut attraction, finally considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Ale's Treenut
February 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from August 12 through September 26.
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