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Below: An electronic view of Jip and Ale's Treenut when it's shrounded in darkness
Jip and Ale's Treenut
November 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something that requires more patience.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young children.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or fingernail, social, chest, spinal, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and strollers (in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times unless you have a death wish.
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