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Above: The Jip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Walt Disney Land
Jip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (from "The Club" editor)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to bring their own pirate pants.
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