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Hip and Yale's Treetourist, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
March 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hip or romantic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
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