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Above: The Hip and Yale's Treetourist attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
August 3, 2012
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or liver, neck, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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