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The Hip and Yale's Treetourist attraction, stutteringly zipping in the evening sunlight
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
April 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, experience something less demanding.
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