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Above: A festive view of Hip and Yale's Treetourist when it's hidden in fog
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
March 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd growths, valuable clothing, or attention-span, chin, inner ear, viral, immunological, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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