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At right: A hollow view of Hip and Yale's Treetourist when it's not hidden in tarps
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
March 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, sin, or cardiac, hair, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- In a tiny hideout at the high point of the Hip and Yale's Treetourist, there is a football table for V.I.P.s.
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