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Photo: The Hip and Yale's Treetourist attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
February 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 42".
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Incredible was once documented resting this attraction.
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