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Above: A remote view of Hip and Yale's Treetourist when it's not inundated in pies
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
June 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with feral children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 62".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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