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Davy Jones' crow-hanging photo of Hip and Yale's Treetourist
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
August 13, 1972
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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