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The Hip and Yale's Treetourist attraction at dusk
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
April 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from June 26 to August 18.
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