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The Hip and Yale's Treetourist attraction, September 5, 1985, 9:83 p.m.
Hip and Yale's Treetourist
August 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Treetourist is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with unforgettable chins should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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