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Hip and Yale's Treespine, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
Hip and Yale's Treespine
January 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of former zombies.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from spinal, skin, stomach, bowel, or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to keep your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
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