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The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville

The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville

Hip and Yale's Treespine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2009
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 135 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Generally designed for: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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