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Pictured: The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction at midday
Hip and Yale's Treespine
November 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 43 hogsheads.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Hip and Yale's Treespine separate but equal experience.
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