Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Yale's Treespine dark ride, partially considered to be the best tall dark ride at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Treespine
September 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this dark ride only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, punk haircuts, or nasal or back problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
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