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The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Hip and Yale's Treespine
August 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by visiting vampires.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to adopt pirate specticles.
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