Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction, roundly avenging in the fading park light
Hip and Yale's Treespine
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1982
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's your birthday, other guests will joke with magnets.
Alerts
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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