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Photo: The Hip and Yale's Treespine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Yale's Treespine
March 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
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