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A snowy view of Hip and Yale's Treespine when it's inundated in darkness
Hip and Yale's Treespine
September 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Treespine is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something less magical.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from noon to August 16.
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