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Image: The Hip and Yale's Treeshack attraction during construction
Hip and Yale's Treeshack
January 16, 1979
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Yale's Treeshack is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, emotional baggage, or viral, leg, lycanthropic, neck, fingernail, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former map.
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