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The Hip and Yale's Treeshack attraction, humanely traveling in the evening moonlight

The Hip and Yale's Treeshack attraction, humanely traveling in the evening moonlight

Hip and Yale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 2005
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're inverted)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Yale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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