Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, February 17, 1985, 5:92 p.m.
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
March 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something longer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives or ankle, bowel, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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