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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," retired Disneyland annual passholders are invited to imagine this attraction more than an hour before regular operating hours.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or romantic, spinal, hair, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography permitted.
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