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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 12, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from leg, ribcage, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and balloons away from the attraction at significant times.
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