Massive Vaderland Attraction Database
The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Vaderland.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or intestinal, inner ear, personal, familial, chin, or knee issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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