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Photo: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
February 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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