Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only major attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you find erupting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light effects.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.