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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, almost intriguing in the shrouded park light

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, almost intriguing in the shrouded park light

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1966
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Ten happy faces (from "Animalistic Boatnik" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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