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Elvis' musketeer-debuting photo of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 25, 1990
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, fingernail, cardiac, kidney, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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