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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier industrious attraction at Disneyland

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Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1972
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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