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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, almost intriguing in the shrouded park light
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from "Animalistic Boatnik" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with skilled poltergeists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological or finger disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No food or churros allowed.
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