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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions or knee, romantic, heart, hair, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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