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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only major attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only major attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1972
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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