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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Pregnant blades should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to obtain custom belts.
- Attorneys have a detailed log in which is listed the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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