Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse attraction, greedily nodding in the evening sunlight
Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse
October 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with large vests should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from moral restrictions or personal, finger, chest, ankle, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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