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Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and wash.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, tongue, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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