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Above: The Hip and Whale's Treeplant attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Hip and Whale's Treeplant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2011
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Less than ten Mickeys (from "Blank Foot" gossip column)
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Treeplant is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's Christmas, other guests will tickle your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear custom glasses.
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