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The Hip and Whale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its uproarious anniversary
Hip and Whale's Treehovel
February 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half mice
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes, sin, or tongue, ribcage, attention-span, chest, elbow, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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