Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Whale's Treehole attraction, April 14, 2005, 7:34 p.m.
Hip and Whale's Treehole
June 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're thick)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Whale's Treehole is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- The trees near this attraction are haunted by ghosts.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
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