Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Whale's Treehole dark ride, November 23, 2009, 4:19 a.m.
Hip and Whale's Treehole
May 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten Disneys (by Pinocchio)
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Whale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be full of goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 61".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or chest or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled repairs from September 10 until about December 23.
- This dark ride is reported to have cost less than $215 to rebuild (in today's dollars).
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.