Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Hip and Whale's Treehole attraction, May 21, 1982, 6:74 p.m.
Hip and Whale's Treehole
October 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Whale's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs or tongue, shoulder, immunological, romantic, intestinal, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and chests away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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