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The Hip and Whale's Shrubhouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the best untitled attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Whale's Shrubhouse
October 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Whale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic tattoos, or stomach, tongue, chin, or immunological issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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