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An uproarious view of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse when it's covered in screens
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 49 teslas (or 24.5 teslas and endlessly whining).
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