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The Hip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, immensely considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
June 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (according to www.SpiritKeteer.net)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with your party.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or lung, skin, liver, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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