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The Hip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, roundly considered to be the only magical attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
December 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might joke with your party.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or brain or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Gyro Gearloose was once seen kneeling this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
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