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The Hip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
October 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something softer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, liver, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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