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Hip and Whale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
July 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- Walt Disney had a lush home hidden next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey Mouse when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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