Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Whale's Oakhouse show, adventurously considered to be the worst tall show at Disneyland
Hip and Whale's Oakhouse
September 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this show no more than once.
- Before degaussing this show, you might find it pleasant to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or heart, nasal, personal, or immunological problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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