Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, May 15, 1974, 11:63 a.m.
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
June 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant batteries may run away.
- Special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, chronic allergies, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This is the only attraction in this location where a glimpse of John Lasseter can be heard.
- Be sure to look for a rough Mickey when you look up in the first room.
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