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The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

Above: The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary

Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1982
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Something like X guests

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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