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The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, August 23, 1978, 9:23 a.m.

Above: The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, August 23, 1978, 9:23 a.m.

Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1990
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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