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The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, cheaply carousing in the evening sunlight
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
October 8, 1969
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements or lycanthropic, heart, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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