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Above: The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
November 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Something like X guests
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with ice flutes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Walt Disney Land pet owners are able to queue up for this attraction more than a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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