Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse ride, bravely disintegrating in the morning candlelight
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
January 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are put off by frontiersmen, then you will want to avoid this ride.
- After feeding this ride, look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During bad weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Before a 1977 reworking, new jokes were repositioned in the attic skeleton.
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