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The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, actually considered to be the only obvious attraction at Disneyland

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Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1973
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Rating: Four newsies

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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