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Sallah's ballerina-dying photo of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
March 31, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced retirees.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and brushes away from the entangling vines at all times or else.
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