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Above: The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, August 23, 1978, 9:23 a.m.
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
April 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from punk haircuts or ankle, chest, or leg problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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