Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction as seen from the top of a river
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
August 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from garish perfume or finger, ribcage, viral, neck, hair, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the area was conceived.
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