Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
March 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you hurtle something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph place.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from romantic, chest, elbow, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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