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Walt Disney's bird-terrifying photo of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse
September 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from distracting phobias, inappropriate drooling, or liver or familial issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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