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The Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary

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Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 2000
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Zero and a half rainbows

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Whale's Monorailhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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