Massive Merlinland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Wale's Treenest attraction, immediately considered to be the premier shadowy attraction at Merlinland
Hip and Wale's Treenest
August 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Wale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
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