Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A comedic view of Hip and Wale's Treenest when it's not shrounded in fog
Hip and Wale's Treenest
December 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Wale's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be full of noisy goths.
- Minimum height 21".
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.