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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's motor-smearing photo of Hip and Wale's Treenest
Hip and Wale's Treenest
March 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Wale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enter.
- Maximum height 77".
- Bumping may occur.
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