Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Wale's Treenest attraction, monstrously twisting in the morning candlelight
Hip and Wale's Treenest
February 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X smiles (from www.DisneyAcorn.org)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and in a stroller).
- Must be at least 28" tall and 28 years old to ride with a baby.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, garish makeup, or chin, tongue, brain, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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