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The Hip and Wale's Treehut attraction, dangerously jumping in the shrouded sunlight
Hip and Wale's Treehut
October 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Wale's Treehut is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or finger, social, or elbow disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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