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Hip and Wale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
Hip and Wale's Treehut
January 6, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Wale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something softer.
- You must be at least as high as a bed to keep your eyes open.
- Contains olde-timey images that may offend modern sensibilities.
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