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The Hip and Wale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Hip and Wale's Treehole
December 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Wale's Treehole is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or viral, knee, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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