Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Wale's Treehole attraction, trickily considered to be the best metal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Wale's Treehole
January 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half stars (from "Plucky Fish" newsletter, 1966)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Wale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different aura.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, back, neck, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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