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Above: The Hip and Wale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Hip and Wale's Treecottage
July 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At least four happy faces
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary requirements, unexplained growths, or back or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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