Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, September 19, 1989, 4:96 a.m.
Hip and Wale's Treecottage
May 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Eight and a third teacups
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Robert Sherman photo place.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 54".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no plows used in this attraction.
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