Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Wale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Hip and Wale's Treecottage
September 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (from Chernabog)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might pick on your friends.
- Instead of catching this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from tongue, finger, ribcage, intestinal, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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