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The Hip and Wale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Hip and Wale's Treecottage
May 15, 1998
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Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from August 9 through October 22.
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