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A striped view of Hip and Wale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in darkness

A striped view of Hip and Wale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in darkness

Hip and Wale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 23, 1982
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 121 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Targeted at: Millionaires

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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