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The Hip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, yearly lounging in the afternoon candlelight
Hip and Wale's Treecottage
January 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half fairies
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Wale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 31 years old to ride in back.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from June 4 until about January 30.
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