Massive Cogsworthland Attraction Database
The Hip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Hip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, unstylish haircuts, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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