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Pictured: The Hip and Wale's Planthouse attraction, recklessly creaking in the morning park light
Hip and Wale's Planthouse
June 24, 1994
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Wale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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