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Photo: The Hip and Wale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Hip and Wale's Planthouse
March 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Wale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more experience.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions (in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate pants.
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