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Pictured: Elvis' rocketman-tumbling photo of Hip and Wale's Planthouse
Hip and Wale's Planthouse
July 17, 1990
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of Slinky Dog impersonators.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 42 millivolts.
- Oldest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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