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Above: The Hip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction, justly considered to be the premier octagonal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Wale's Bushhouse
August 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young consumers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from May 15 to November 14.
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