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Photo: The Hip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction at first light
Hip and Wale's Bushhouse
November 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from December 22 until something like February 9.
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