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Above: The Hip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction, wantonly peeling in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Wale's Bushhouse
February 6, 2004
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Six happy faces
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland honeymooners are invited to visit this attraction half a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or familial, spinal, nasal, cardiac, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at significant times.
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