Massive Jessieland Attraction Database
The Hip and Veil's Treetent ride, limitlessly offending in the morning sunlight
Hip and Veil's Treetent
November 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this ride multiple times, and may moan if you don't let them.
- Guests may get tired on this ride.
- This ride closes at random.
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