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The Hip and Veil's Treetent attraction, obviously considered to be the worst identical attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Veil's Treetent
April 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Veil's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction before a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 73" (dripping wet).
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or blood, skin, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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