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Above: Clara Cluck's ship-talking photo of Hip and Veil's Treeshack
Hip and Veil's Treeshack
February 15, 1958
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Veil's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with crafty geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
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