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The Hip and Veil's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Hip and Veil's Treeshack
August 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Veil's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers within the vehicle at most times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have princess belts.
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