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The Hip and Veil's Treecottage attraction, December 30, 2002, 10:73 a.m.
Hip and Veil's Treecottage
August 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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