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Hip and Veil's Smokehouse, a favorite dark ride of Chicken Little

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Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 24, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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