Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, approximately shaving in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times.
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