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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Greater than X jollies (according to www.Beam.org, 1972)

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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