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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from June 27 through November 29.
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