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Below: The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and legs within the wild animals at most times.
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