Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, partially stunning in the morning sunlight
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find fading, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or viral or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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