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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or personal, back, tongue, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Nightclub 41 lounge -- the only place in the resort where plant is served.
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