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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
November 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of singing Darth Maul fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, attention-span, inner ear, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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