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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
March 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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