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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Above: The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1970
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 158 Disney units


Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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