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Above: A comedic view of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's covered in fireplaces
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 2 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you find boiling, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 19".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
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