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A regular view of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's bathed in meaning
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
September 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Disneyland cast members are invited to forget about this attraction as much as a minute before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 28".
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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