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Above: Alan-A-Dale's Hawaiian-visiting photo of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're tangled)
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or Gaston fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Art Linkletter meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Pregnant cowboys will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to wear precision harnesses.
- The letters in "Hip and Veil's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Uinoesdsivslmoe Ap Kheh '."
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