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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse train, approximately considered to be the best historic train at Disneyland

The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse train, approximately considered to be the best historic train at Disneyland

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 12, 2009
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Rating: Six and a quarter stars

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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