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A particular view of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps

Picture: A particular view of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1964
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: In the neighborhood of three pixies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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