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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at night

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1987
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: X churros (according to


Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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