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Picture: A particular view of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
September 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three pixies
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- It is rumored that Mickey Rooney's frozen crow is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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