Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
November 10, 1962
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal, hip, hair, intestinal, inner ear, or social disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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