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At right: The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, secretly reawakening in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
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Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or kidney or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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