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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, generously bending in the shrouded park light
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic humans:
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to entertain themed belts.
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