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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1985
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating: Zero and a smidge rainbows

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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