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The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university

The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university

Hip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1962
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 524 yards
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Mothers

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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