Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge rainbows
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to try something with a different aura.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can get stuck on this attraction as much as a half hour before everyone else.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too boring for very young tweens.
- Contains imported effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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