Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly pelting in the fading sunlight
Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
September 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
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