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The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse train, April 13, 1973, 4:12 p.m.

Above: The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse train, April 13, 1973, 4:12 p.m.

Hip and Veil's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 21, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're grand)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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