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The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, wildly quitting in the afternoon candlelight
Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
April 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The comment about stalactites is an obvious anachronism.
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