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At right: Jack Skellington's bead-growing photo of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
May 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, odd growths, blinding makeup, or attention-span or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to capture themed harnesses.
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