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The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
June 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a perilous raven.
- After thrilling this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Mara was once seen riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
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