Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Veil's Oakhouse
March 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 64".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 35 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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