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The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction at park opening
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
December 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to cover something calmer.
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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