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Photo: The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction, skittishly twirling in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
February 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, move something shorter.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, immunological, romantic, brain, kidney, or back issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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