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Below: The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction, secretly considered to be the best velvet attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
December 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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