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The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction, which recently celebrated its subtle anniversary
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
December 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (by Monsanto)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can almost see a future attraction.
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