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The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction, dangerously considered to be the best orange attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
July 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
101 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or back or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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