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The Hip and Tale's Treemanager attraction, bravely pillaging in the morning sunlight
Hip and Tale's Treemanager
August 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Treemanager is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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