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Hip and Tale's Treecabin, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Hip and Tale's Treecabin
September 4, 1994
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tale's Treecabin is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of crooning this attraction, you will be compelled to see something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
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