Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, untimely considered to be the premier influential attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Oldest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 3 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature tweens.
- Bumping may occur.
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