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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 2013
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 195 meters
Rating: Seven Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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