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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure at midday

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure at midday

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 9, 1978
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph


Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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