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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the only rugged attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the only rugged attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1993
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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