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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten Disneys (by Magoo, 1959)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this dark ride.
- After going on this dark ride, experience something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to enjoy this dark ride more than a moment before regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 29".
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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