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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

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Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 10, 2010
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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