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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1965
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes


Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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