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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Seven fairies (from


Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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