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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1974
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed for: Time-wasting women

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.

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