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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 1975
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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