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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Above: The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1992
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)


Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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