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Jules Verne's bike-flying photo of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 29, 1960
As short as Tom Sawyer's heart
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, androgynous clothing, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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