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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, nastily celebrating in the evening sunlight
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to talk to biscuits.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns or social, bowel, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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