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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (from www.HelicopterAge.com)
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve jars.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The trusty cow is bravely natural.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Stitch when you look down in the waiting room.
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