Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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