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Jules Verne's bike-flying photo of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Jules Verne's bike-flying photo of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1960
Duration: As short as Tom Sawyer's heart
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Never targeted at: Toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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