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An overhead view of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Rudyard Kipling originally intended for this attraction to have no live squares.
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