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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only inoperable attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only inoperable attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2000
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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