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Hip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more experience.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections or clothing, romantic, tongue, liver, lung, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from July 22 to January 19.
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