Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly depressing in the afternoon park light
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
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- No food or churros allowed.
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