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Esmeralda's angel-catching photo of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 15, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- Before chugging this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and glasses within the attraction at significant times.
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