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Above: Boudin's brick-wandering photo of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to buy safety waivers.
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