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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo area.
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- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1961 World's Fair.
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