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Above: A wooden view of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 15, 1989
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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