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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

Below: The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1985
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Six and a fraction smiles (according to "Good Detective" newsletter)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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