Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may cheer you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to wear precision waivers.
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