Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the only rugged attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction garden.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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