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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly depressing in the afternoon park light

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly depressing in the afternoon park light

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1993
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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