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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1956
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Popular with: Fanboys


Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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