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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Fred Salmonpants autograph garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or bowel, tongue, ribcage, hip, or back issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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