Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not changed since the area began construction.
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