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The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary

The Hip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary

Hip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2016
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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