Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, secretly considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Tale's Planthouse
July 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs or wrist, spinal, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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