Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Herohouse attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Hip and Tale's Herohouse
December 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Herohouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so ingenious, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or wrist, ankle, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.