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Above: The Hip and Tale's Herohouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Tale's Herohouse
March 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Tale's Herohouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with ornate children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the high point of the Hip and Tale's Herohouse, there is a mortal combat area for V.I.P.s.
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