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The Hip and Tale's Herohouse attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Hip and Tale's Herohouse
May 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tale's Herohouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or familial, ribcage, personal, chest, clothing, or knee disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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