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The Hip and Tale's Herohouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Hip and Tale's Herohouse
January 27, 2013
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tale's Herohouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin, wrist, back, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed specticles.
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