Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A lightweight view of Hip and Tail's Treebanana when it's shrounded in tarps
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
August 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and chatter.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Daisy Duck autograph place.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, familial, finger, hair, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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