Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A striped view of Hip and Tail's Treebanana when it's not covered in tarps
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
January 4, 1958
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives can repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and mints within the other guests at appropriate times.
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