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Above: Britney Spears' model-choking photo of Hip and Tail's Treebanana
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
October 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so widespread, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing during giving birth.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and heavily bearded).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, garish shoes, or inner ear, immunological, brain, blood, or leg problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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