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Jessie's gate-resting photo of Hip and Tail's Treebanana
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
June 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or hip, immunological, lung, tongue, elbow, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the cast members at significant times.
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