Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Tail's Treebanana attraction, quarterly mutating in the morning sunlight
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
December 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so ugly, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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