Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: A cute view of Hip and Tail's Treebanana when it's not bathed in tarps
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
November 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you find dazzling, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 26".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Shortest guest must be at least 42" tall.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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