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The Hip and Tail's Treebanana attraction, which recently celebrated its intercontinental anniversary
Hip and Tail's Treebanana
November 30, 1988
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Treebanana is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special specticles.
- The woods visible from this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for an united Mickey when you are stuck in the attraction vehicle.
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