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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle, spinal, chin, lycanthropic, liver, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from December 5 to June 6 (or something like that).
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