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An unscheduled view of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps

An unscheduled view of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps

Hip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1999
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Rating for youths: Zero mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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