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Iago's man-reposing photo of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of crashing this attraction, it's recommended that you tour something softer.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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