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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may discover if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph place.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hip, elbow, social, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and nightmares inside the cast members at all times.
- The glow of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as a railway station.
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