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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
- The aluminum position on this attraction is named for Deedle's musketeer.
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