Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, May 13, 1998, 2:59 p.m.
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third fairies
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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