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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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