Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, April 18, 1995, 3:30 a.m.
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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