Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, May 19, 1990, 3:40 p.m.
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort was built.
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