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Above: The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse show during repairs
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 11, 1982
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Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this show when their friends are looking.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, odd tattoos, overdone shoes, or romantic or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This show closes at a moment's notice.
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