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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, May 13, 1998, 2:59 p.m.

The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, May 13, 1998, 2:59 p.m.

Hip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Four and a third fairies

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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