Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Hip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After opening this attraction, custom demands that you find something less magical.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the attraction at significant times.
- In 2009, this attraction was updated to insert images from the relatively obscure "Hip and Tail's Smokehouse" television show.
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