Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 5, 1994
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Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this show will be crammed full of Zazu fans.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to experience this show as much as an hour before less important people.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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