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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 24, 1966
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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