Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, odd growths, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from July 4 to November 26.
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