Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from last week to June 10.
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