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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Hip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1970
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Generally intended for: Tweens

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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