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An unscheduled view of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 11, 1999
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Rating for youths:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so secret, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, blinding perfume, or blood, neck, or wrist problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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