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An electronic view of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in darkness

Image: An electronic view of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in darkness

Hip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 2012
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Two churros

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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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