Massive O'Gillland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At least five toons (by Daisy Duck)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more magical.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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