Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by cranky lepers.
- After riding this attraction, check something in a distant area of the park.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in the harbor.
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