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The Hip and Tail's Smokehouse dark ride, internally considered to be the best eerie dark ride at Disneyland
Hip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to queue up for this dark ride half an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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