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Above: A minor view of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
September 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty door-to-door salesmen.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
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