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The Hip and Tail's Oakhouse dark ride during repairs
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 15 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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