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Pictured: The Hip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, December 6, 1986, 11:60 p.m.
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and patents away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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