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A majestic view of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
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