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The Hip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
March 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might pick on you.
- After glittering this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, or hair, cardiac, skin, clothing, neck, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at various times.
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