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The Hip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its baroque anniversary

The Hip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its baroque anniversary

Hip and Tail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1961
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Ten thumbs down (according to Mushu)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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