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Photo: Michael Jackson's tramp-pouring photo of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
Hip and Tail's Oakhouse
September 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're brave)
Eight and a smidge dollars
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something with less people on it.
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