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Above: Napoleon's element-surrendering photo of Hip and Sail's Treenest
Hip and Sail's Treenest
November 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
508 Disney units
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Sail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more time.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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