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A helpful view of Hip and Sail's Treenest when it's not covered in activists
Hip and Sail's Treenest
July 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Sail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so inaccurate, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different aura.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers away from the cast members at most times.
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