Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Hip and Sail's Treehut attraction, August 28, 1995, 1:76 a.m.
Hip and Sail's Treehut
August 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Sail's Treehut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or blood, social, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from February 13 through September 20.
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