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The Hip and Sail's Treehut attraction, quarterly rumbling in the evening park light

The Hip and Sail's Treehut attraction, quarterly rumbling in the evening park light

Hip and Sail's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 2000
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Infants

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Sail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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