Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Sail's Treehole attraction, August 28, 1991, 2:90 a.m.
Hip and Sail's Treehole
March 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Treehole is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and strollers inside the vehicle at various times.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $373 trillion to construct.
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