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The Hip and Sail's Treecottage adventure, stalwartly playing in the shrouded park light

The Hip and Sail's Treecottage adventure, stalwartly playing in the shrouded park light

Hip and Sail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 18, 2004
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Sail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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