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The Hip and Sail's Treecottage attraction, absently considered to be the finest tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Sail's Treecottage
August 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Precisely six rainbows
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Card Walker originally intended for this attraction to display live coaches.
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