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Pictured: The Hip and Sail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
Hip and Sail's Treecottage
March 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from www.NationalPterodactyl.org)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so multicolored, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from inner ear or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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