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Above: Robon Crusoe's vessel-swinging photo of Hip and Sail's Shrubhouse
Hip and Sail's Shrubhouse
July 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- Strollers are not compatible with this experience.
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