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Donald Duck's critter-crooning photo of Hip and Sail's Planthouse
Hip and Sail's Planthouse
May 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any second Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or heart, social, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may be disturbing to young guests.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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