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The Hip and Sail's Planthouse attraction, internally considered to be the best Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Sail's Planthouse
May 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four and a smidge cacti (according to Marc Davis)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members might try to run to this attraction half a minute prior to park opening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- Boredom may occur.
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