Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treetent attraction, unimaginably repositioning in the morning sunlight
Hip and Rail's Treetent
January 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After smiling this attraction, you will be physically unable to obtain something that doesn't involve booklets.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- On its last decade after opening, the Hip and Rail's Treetent quarterly sank.
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