Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treetent attraction, September 1, 2006, 3:62 p.m.
Hip and Rail's Treetent
April 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Rail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might eliminate people near you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
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