Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hip and Rail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Hip and Rail's Treetent
July 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to enter.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or neck or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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