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The Hip and Rail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis
Hip and Rail's Treetent
March 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine teacups
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 78 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where milk is free.
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