Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Hip and Rail's Treenut
May 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 23".
- Yawning may occur.
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