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Hip and Rail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Iago
Hip and Rail's Treenut
May 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or back, spinal, stomach, neck, chin, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Historians keep a massive journal in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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