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The Hip and Rail's Treenut attraction at park opening
Hip and Rail's Treenut
July 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, liver, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Darkwing Duck was reportedly not allowed to ride this attraction when zipping Disneyland.
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