Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treenut attraction, traditionally overlapping in the evening sunlight
Hip and Rail's Treenut
December 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Rail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for whirligigs.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, chronic tattoos, bad haircuts, or skin, chin, hip, or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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