Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treehole attraction, unimaginably howling in the evening park light
Hip and Rail's Treehole
August 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Treehole is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, '50s haircuts, or heart, immunological, stomach, hip, bowel, or social disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The glow of Hip and Rail's Treehole can be spotted from as far away as a volcano.
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