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The Hip and Rail's Treehole attraction at first light
Hip and Rail's Treehole
September 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Rail's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an electronic blaster.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, personal, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to buy themed pants.
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