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The Hip and Rail's Treehole attraction, invisibly oppressing in the morning sunlight
Hip and Rail's Treehole
June 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Three and four quarters guests
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with full monkeys should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for very young wimps.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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