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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the plaza

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the plaza

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 2011
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Zero toons

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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