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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly creaking in the fading sunlight
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 22, 1960
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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