Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (according to Joel Chandler Harris, 1991)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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