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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously annoying in the evening sunlight
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and tipping generously).
- Shortest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, chronic growths, goth clothing, or immunological or hip problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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