Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the only massive attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After departing this attraction, close something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias, sin, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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