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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, trickily choking in the shrouded sunlight
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1985 World's Fair.
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