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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the finest wild attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the finest wild attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1990
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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