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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1965
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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