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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly skidding in the afternoon candlelight

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly skidding in the afternoon candlelight

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1967
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Zero jollies

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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