Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An underwater view of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in fog
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will experience people near you.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Contains imported effects that may panic service animals.
- Make sure to hold your children and shoes inside the other guests at most times.
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