Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse thrill ride during construction
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (by Mary Blair)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Kaa was once spotted collapsing this thrill ride.
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