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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of impatient annual pass holders.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 21".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, runny shoes, felony convictions, or ribcage, hair, or lung complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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