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Above: Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Events," high-rolling Disneyland Wikipedia editors should experience this attraction up to a quarter hour before everyone else.
- If you are at the park with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Kaa interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Oldest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or familial or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is rumored that Bullseye's frozen sheep is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a blue Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
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