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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, May 9, 1999, 1:41 p.m.

Picture: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, May 9, 1999, 1:41 p.m.

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1995
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs down

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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