Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Timon photo place.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Hip and Rail's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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