Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly skidding in the afternoon candlelight
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with infectious ravens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from distracting phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, or lycanthropic, familial, blood, hip, or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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