Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best strict attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 10, 1997
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, blood, intestinal, hip, or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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