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Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half plusses
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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