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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly creaking in the fading sunlight

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly creaking in the fading sunlight

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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