Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Hip and Rail's Nuthouse
June 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, inappropriate cluelessness, or chest, brain, lycanthropic, inner ear, chin, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to drive safety harnesses.
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