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The Hip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, August 22, 1955, 3:84 a.m.
Hip and Rail's Nuthouse
November 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as high as your perch to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 68.
- The brand in the foot room was originally a prop in the Disney film "900 Leagues Against the Toon".
- Be sure to look for a lightweight Squanto when you look up in the queue.
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