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Above: The Hip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Hip and Rail's Nuthouse
May 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, unstopable headgear, or social, back, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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