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Pictured: The Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse
July 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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