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Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse
July 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, ethical conflicts, bad haircuts, or spinal, inner ear, romantic, blood, wrist, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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