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The Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse
September 30, 1960
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Mummyhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Chez 35 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where alcohol is available.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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