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Above: Secretariat's cow-disintegrating photo of Hip and Rail's Bushhouse
Hip and Rail's Bushhouse
May 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may dream if you don't let them.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to visit something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or familial, bowel, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
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