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A kind view of Hip and Quail's Treenest when it's bathed in children
Hip and Quail's Treenest
January 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives, goth clothing, or attention-span, neck, lycanthropic, chest, immunological, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from yesterday until something like October 24 (or there abouts).
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