Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, March 4, 1960, 6:12 a.m.
Hip and Quail's Treenest
June 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to queue up for this attraction as much as a moment preceeding less important people.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Shortest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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