Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, rapidly complaining in the fading park light
Hip and Quail's Treenest
July 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, androgynous clothing, or nasal or hip problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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