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At right: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, privately chugging in the morning sunlight
Hip and Quail's Treenest
July 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Four magics (according to "The Porthole" editor, 1967)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney, attention-span, ankle, finger, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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