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A wanton view of Hip and Quail's Treenest when it's not covered in children
Hip and Quail's Treenest
January 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction second thing before brunch.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25 tonnes.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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