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The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, justly considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Crusoeland
Hip and Quail's Treenest
July 6, 1997
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Crusoeland.
- If this is your first visit to Crusoeland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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