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The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, rapidly complaining in the fading park light

Pictured: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, rapidly complaining in the fading park light

Hip and Quail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1981
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Generally targeted at: Millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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