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Above: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, always modeling in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Quail's Treenest
October 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two smiles (by someone dressed as Kuzco)
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends can't enjoy this attraction as much as an hour preceeding more important people.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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