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The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
Hip and Quail's Treenest
November 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 18".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" (while balancing a leader on your head) tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No food or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 25 until something like November 25.
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