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Above: The Hip and Quail's Treenest attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Quail's Treenest
July 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction garden.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and shoes away from the vehicle at various times.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Group 63 dining room -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is mandatory.
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