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Captain Hook's dad-chugging photo of Hip and Quail's Treenest
Hip and Quail's Treenest
December 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, hip, stomach, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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