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Above: The Hip and Quail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
Hip and Quail's Treehut
November 18, 1981
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Quail's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to obtain special nightmares.
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