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The Hip and Quail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Hip and Quail's Treehut
September 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Quail's Treehut is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with Wally Boag fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo area.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, fear of Disney characters, moral conflicts, or viral, chin, romantic, kidney, personal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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