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Photo: The Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its frenzied anniversary
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
March 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or intestinal, viral, or hip issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
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