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Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
November 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate waivers.
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