Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, magically flaming in the evening park light
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
November 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 25 peta-angstroms.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or lung, shoulder, liver, or bowel issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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