Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Flintheart Glomgold's panel-pandering photo of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
February 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- After riding this attraction, visit something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph area.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or finger or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.