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At right: Mulan's picture-rejoicing photo of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
January 6, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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