Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest technological attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
X rainbows (according to "Simple Heavyweight" editor)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for very young retirees.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the cartoon.
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