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A minor view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

A minor view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

Hip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 28, 1955
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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