Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, July 2, 1989, 3:85 p.m.
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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