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The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Club 89 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is mandatory.
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