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The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest technological attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest technological attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Rating: X rainbows (according to "Simple Heavyweight" editor)

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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