Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A minor view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the rapture, this show will be hostile to people.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 45".
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this show may run backwards.
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