Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, sleepily howling in the fading moonlight
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
May 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, or brain, immunological, clothing, hip, inner ear, or viral complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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