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Above: The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
March 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, '80s haircuts, or liver, brain, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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