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A discounted view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant gags may particularly want to ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- Contains antique effects.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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