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At right: The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse adventure, positively embellishing in the shrouded sunlight
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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