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Pictured: Mater's cactus-changing photo of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
March 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo location.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at all times.
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