Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1960
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.

Touring Tips

Guest Policies and Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your troll.