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A discounted view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in darkness

A discounted view of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Hip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1982
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X princesses

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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