Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
August 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph location.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to purchase special glasses.
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