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The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, obviously clapping in the shrouded park light
Hip and Quail's Oakhouse
May 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain special glasses.
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