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The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

The Hip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

Hip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1969
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Seldom enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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